- In Harry Potter a group of 3 misfits go to school for 7 years.
- In Taken a young girl is taken.
- In Primer two dudes travel through time, rent a storage locker and trade stocks.
- In Fight club people go to a cub to fight and a schizo get punched.
- In UP a group of people float away in a house.
- In Lord of the Rings there's a lord with a ring. Some time after that, a dark wizard explodes with rage because he lost the jewellery
- In the Hangover some 3 guys try to figure out why a naked asian man is in their trunk with a hangover and a tiger.
- In American History X a skinhead goes to jail.
- In Ghost Buster ghosts are busted.
- In Hannibal Lecter an old guy has lunches.
- In Inception a few persons are dreaming while dreaming in a dream in a dream in a dream to tell another guy he should sell his company on a plane.
- In The Usual Suspects Kevin spacey is Kaiser Soze.
- In The Wrestler a man pretends to get punched. At the end he does an impression of a fountain pen.
- In V for Vendetta a shadowy freedom fighter known only as "V" uses terrorist tactics to fight against his totalitarian society. Upon rescuing a girl from the secret police, he also finds his best chance at having an ally.
- In Schindler's List a couple of people die
- In A Million Dollar Baby a girl get her ass kicked.
- In Due Date Iron Man and some hairy guy ride in a car.
- in Batman, some clown trolls a guy in a bat costume
- In 12 Angry Men there's 12 men but only one are actually angry.
- In Mission Impossible a man goes on an impossible mission.
- Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas is about fear and loathing in the Nevada region.
- In Milk, a gay guy gets political and shot
- In Die Hard, a cop tries to reconcile with his estranged wife.
- In The Walking Dead the director explore the relationship between people and zombies. It turns out that people and zombies don't get along very well.
- Toy Story tells the story of some toys.
- In Aliens there are some aliens.
- In The Wizard of Oz a girl and her dog get lost and stop for directions
- In Forrest Gump a guy sits on a bench.
- In 6th Senses we see that the guy was a ghost the whole time.
- in Tenacious D two fat rockers have an awesome trip and kicks the devil's ass
- In American Pie there are no pie
- In There Will Be Blood there was some blood.
- In Requiem For a Dream people do drugs
- In American Psycho a guy kills people
- In The Dark Knight, a serious man is dressed as a bat.
- In Roundhouse, many people are kicked.
- In Back to the Future, some whiny kid with the shakes goes to the past, then back to the future.
- In Swordfish, Halle Berry shows her boobs.
- In To Kill a Mockingbird, a retard kills a guy and a black man gets framed.
- In The Fast and the Furious Paul Walker has a Corona.
- In Blade Runner, a guy has no blade, and does not run that much.
- In Tommy Boy there's a fat guy in a little coat.
- The Shawshank Redemption is mostly about pin-up girls.
- In Shaun of the Dead, a man tries to sort his dead-end life out and ends up at the pub
- The Labyrinth is about David Bowie being cool.
- There was no elephants in Elephant.
Saturday, May 14, 2011
46 poorly summarized movies
(The picture is of Halle Berry)
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Some of those descriptions were better than the actual film!
ReplyDeleteLol fucking awesome!
ReplyDeleteLol good ones, especially the batman one! :D
ReplyDeletelol@number 10 XD
ReplyDeleteSome of them are not that bad, others are just wrong about the movies (
ReplyDeleteThe batman one made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteThis was hilarious! Well done
ReplyDeleteA whole lot of these are spot on. A few are just you repeating the title back :p
ReplyDeleteLoved Shaun of the dead..
ReplyDeleteIn Swordfish, Halle Berry shows her boobs.
ReplyDeleteThats all I remember of it as well.
ahahah Great read!
ReplyDeleteThese are really funny!
ReplyDeleteThese were hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI'll add:
A Serious Man is about a man who tries to be regarded as serious.
Well played good sir!
ReplyDeleteHah! #46 made me laugh...
ReplyDeletelol great summarizes!
ReplyDeleteI dunno, number 7 is pretty accurate haha
ReplyDeleteHahaha, this is great lol. Have you watched them all or done impressions from title in some? :D
ReplyDeleteIn 46 poorly summarized movies 46 movies were poorly summarised.
ReplyDeletelolllll at most of these
ReplyDelete"In American Pie there are no pie" hahahahah
These are awesome!
ReplyDeleteYour #10 cracked me up because I'm such a fan of Hannibal. I'm still giggling about it, 5 minutes later...
Yes! Thank you for this. 28 made me smile.
ReplyDeletehalle berry, emm shes a hotty
ReplyDeleteLOL some of those were awesome and would have saved me a lot of time!
ReplyDeletespoilers..
ReplyDelete#38 is the only good part of the movie
ReplyDeleteI laughed, great post :P
ReplyDeleteLOL. this reminds me of how commercials portray movies. Tehy just show bits of the movie, and those bits mislead you into thinking the movie will be super cool, and about this , but then you see it and you realize that one scene you saw like 12 times was taken way out of context. and that you are watching a movie you really did not want to see. but were tricked into it.
ReplyDeleteNaah! some are not well enough, like Fight Club, but some are really good like V for Vendetta.
ReplyDeleteOnce again, another good post!
ReplyDeleteHaha these are pretty good, I love things like these, I quite like the blade runner one, made a point I hadn't realised.
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