65 poorly summarized TV-shows

1. In Mythbuster, two guys bust myths.
2. On TV-Shop, you can buy stuff you see on TV.
3. MacGyver never dies, and always wins.
4. In House, it's never lupus.
5. In Jersey Shore, Situation tends to make a situation.
6. In Big Brother, there isn't no big brother.
7. In Desperate Houswives, it isn't only the houswives who is desperate.
8. In Gossip Girl, also boys gossip
9. In Bones, they find corpse, solve mysteries and can't decide who to fuck.
10. In Australian Idol there is no idols
11. In Two and a half men, it's in fact only one man.
12. In CSI: Miami the riddle is solved when Horatio is squeezing his eyes together and looks mysteriouse into the camera. Prefferably with afternoun sun in his face.
13. In Dexter, a small redheaded child escapes from his mischievous older sister by killing the terrible people of Miami's society.
14. In Dancing with the stars, there are no stars. Only people with a dead career, dancing with people with no career.
    
15. In Hard talks, they talk hard.
16. In Judging Amy, theres a judge, and shes named Amy.
17. In Law and Order, DUN DUN.
18. Dr Phil isn't a doctor.
19. The Simpsons is about The Simpsons
20. In Stargate: Universe, everything is completely original.
21. In Border Control, theres little control, and much border.
22. In How I met your mother, the audience learns how...
23. In Family Guy you remember that time when
24. In Ladette to Lady, it's just sluts that become cock teasers.
25. Men vs. wild is about drinking piss.
26. In Survivors, everyone survives.
27. Dr Who is about a guy loves his sexy box
28. In Brothers in arms, no one is brothers, and they are over all pretty bad armed.
29. Ghostbusters is about four guys bust ghosts.
30. In Medium, an annoying woman wearing large has visions and is on the taxpayers payroll.
31. On O'Reilly, you can't explain that.
32. On Happy Days, a man who takes excessive pride in his appearance hangs out in the men's restroom.
33. In Firefly, there is no firefly.
34. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is about Buffy who slays preconceived notions of woman's role in male-domin-ated society.
35. Dirty Jobs is about jobs which are dirty.
36. Supernatural - two guys bust supernaturals
37. Top Model is like poop; the lightest floats to the top.
38. The Walking Dead - the dead walk
39. In Cheers there is a bar and people say cheers to each other
40. Housewives of NYC/Orange County/Miami/Atlanta/New Jersey: Women screaming and yelling and getting drunk
41. In The secret life of american teenagers, there is no secrets.
42. Friends. That's about it.
43. In Fringe, the killer is always from another dimension.
44. The Muppet Show - some guys open and close their hands.
45. Lost is about some people who got lost, but not really
46. In Brothers and sisters there is exactly that, and their families.
47. In Mr. Dressup, Mr. Dressup Dresses up.
48. In Shit my dad says, a dad says shit. And a lot of other stuff.
    
49. In Smallville a whiny teen grows up to be a whiny Man of Steel
50. In Prison break, some guys break out of a prison. Only in the first season though, after that is has fuck all to go with prison breaks.
51. In Mad men, they aren't especially mad.
52. In Glee, they don't stop believing
53. Antiques Roadshow is a show on the road about antiques.
54. Cupcake Wars, where people have wars over cupcakes
55. In Man vs Food, you watch why americans are fat
56. In Cash in the Attic, they sell trash from the attic for a selfish cause.
57. In Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, they give homes with high maintenance cost to poor people.
58. On Deadliest Catch, fishermen yell at eachother and fall overboard when ratings drop.
59. In Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a group of teenaged mutant ninja turtles go around and beat up aliens.
60. In It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it's actually not so sunny at all.
61. Magic School Bus is about a never-ending field trip on a school bus that is magical.
62. In Grounded For Life, Eddie does something shady and wears an awesome shirt.
63. In every episode of South Park, it is implied that one or more celebrities are gay. Later Kenny dies.
64. The Good Wife knows her husband has sex with other women, but won't cheat on him herself
65. In the Office, people work in an office, while there is a fly-on-the-wall film crew make a documentary for eight fucking years about a group of quirky co-workers, who encounter obstacles mostly caused by their other quirky co-workers.